Friday, August 26, 2011

MAN WEEKEND PREVIEW 2011

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the manliest, most earth shattering weekend of your year. It's like the Super Bowl, The Masters, VMA's, St. Patrick's Day, and Christmas all wrapped up into the 72 hours of our year that we'll be talking about for the next 365 days.

The venue has changed this year, from the prestigious Buhl Farm Golf Course in Sharon, PA to the beautiful Venango Valley Golf Club in Venango, PA.

2009 Champion Seth Thompson had this to say about the change in venue, "Due to the openness and shortness of this course, I'll personally be pulling driver all day."

Rookie participant of the golf outting, Andy Walczak, who has already staked claim to the name of 2011 PGA Championship winner, and rookie Keegan Bradley had this to say. "Shit, I'm 6'7", ripped, out of my mind good, I'll drive atleast 3 of these mother fuckin holes before the end of the day."

Joe Nezezon was unavailable for comment as he had an obligatory meeting with his parole officer before leaving the state of New York.

You're 2011 Man Weekend Golf Tournament Pairings (Vegas Odds to win in parenthesis)

Group 1 Teeing off at 12pm:
Wes Hall (1:125)
Jared Dunlap (1:120)
Ether Steeds (1:85)

Group 2, Teeing off at 12:07pm:
Matt (Thaddeus) Andring (1:35)
Michael (Erb) Miller (3:2)
Joe Nezezon (1:20)
Billy Dean (Game Time Decision, 1:90)

Group 3, Teeing off at 12:14pm:
Phil George (1:12)
Andy Walczak (1:50)
Seth Thompson (1:15) (2009 Champion)
Matthew Kulka (1:7) (2008, 2010 Champion)